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This article was first broadcast in Episode One Hundred Forty on 5th November 2020. (roaring) Ostron: I didn’t just hear that. (roaring) Ostron: No, okay, I did hear that. We’re Omega Black people, this is not a drill! Libby (panicked): Book! RaeRae: Getting the cover on the scrying pool. Gath: Securing potions. Lennon: Why didn’t we set up an alarm for this kind of thing? (roaring) RaeRae: Did you not hear that? It is the alarm! Where’s Ryu? Killer DM (amused): Oh my. What is going on here? RaeRae: That figures. Gath (sighing): Let me go find my diamonds. Ostron: I suppose you’re the cause of all this? Killer DM: Well all this panicking and running around, no, although it is amusing. But if you mean the Tarrasque, then yes. I mean, I’ve never seen one before, so I was curious. Lennon: You’re alive, of course you’ve never seen one before. Killer DM: I don’t see what the fuss is about. It’s just…okay well it is…

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This article was first broadcast in Episode One Hundred Thirty-nine on 28th October 2020. Ryu: Lennon? Lennon: Darn it…yes? Ryu: Well, for one, you failed your stealth roll. For another, why are you heading toward the workshop with a blackjack? Lennon: I…need to use ROSTRO and Ostron’s in the workshop. Ryu: Okay, so there are so many things wrong with what you’re doing I just…can’t…even…but why do you need to use that…thing? Lennon: Well, I’m not exactly sure how to summon Asmodeus and I was hoping ROSTRO could help. Ryu: OSTRON!! Ostron: What? Ryu: Oh…I thought you were in the workshop? Ostron: No…why were you yelling? Ryu: Can you explain to me why Lennon has decided he needs to summon Asmodeus? Ostron: No…whenever he’s doing something odd I assume it’s a British thing. Lennon: Hang on, you’re not pushing this off on me, you were the one who gave me the research assignment. Ostron: I said I needed a few notes on Asmodeus, I assumed you were…

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This article was first broadcast in Episode One Hundred Thirty-eight on 14th October 2020. Ryu: Okay, we’re back from the market and…um… Ostron: Here, this is your stack. Lennon: What did you do to my stash of Post-it notes? Ostron: I used them. Which I have to apologize because originally I assumed buying 50,000 Post-its was a waste, but now we actually need them, so… Ryu: Need them for what? The common room looks like a bad wallpaper job. Ostron: We have a mimic infestation. Lennon: Ugh, how did that happen? Ostron: I don’t know, I assumed someone looted something and it was a particularly clever mimic. Ryu: Wait, how do you have a clever mimic? Don’t they just sit and wait until something comes by and then they munch it with the gigantic teeth? Lennon: Actually they don’t have teeth, usually. Ryu: But I’ve seen pictures! Ostron: Okay clearly we need some reeducation here. Pull up a chair. Lennon: Um…. Ostron: Right, the ones…

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