Heroes Rise, one hundred sixty-fourth entry: Enter The Bagman
Welcome, brave adventurers … to the one hundred sixty-fourth entry into our chronicle, recorded on Saturday, May 1st, and released Wednesday, May 5th over at heroesrisepodcast.com.
Archives of Candlekeep: Modrons
This article was first broadcast in Episode One Hundred Sixty Three on 28 April 2021. Ryu: Ostron, I…oh come on, why do I always fall for this? ROSTRO: I would posit that the Killer DM implants a post hypnotic suggestion reducing your aversion to interacting with me until such time as you are already in close proximity. Ryu: KayDee wouldn’t do that to me! ROSTRO: The alternative is that your capacity for insight is sorely lacking and your memory recall of previous encounters is deficient. Lennon: What is all the yelling?…oh. Here we are again, I guess. Ryu: Oh, wait a minute, what happened to “please state the headache I need to talk your ear off about?” ROSTRO: If you are referring to the standard greeting of “please state the nature of the mathematical enquiry,” I deemed it unnecessary for this particular interaction, owing to the reality that the enquiry has already been identified and resolved. My summons was…
Heroes Rise, one hundred sixty-third entry: Mo’ Drons, Mo’ Problems
Welcome, brave adventurers … to the one hundred sixty-third entry into our chronicle, recorded on Saturday, April 24th, and released Wednesday, April 28th over at heroesrisepodcast.com.
Heroes Rise, one hundred sixty-second entry: Dragonborn to be Wild
Welcome, brave adventurers … to the one hundred sixty-second entry into our chronicle, recorded on Saturday, April 17th, and released Wednesday, April 21st over at heroesrisepodcast.com.
Wisdom of the Masters: Clear and Present Danger
This article was first broadcast in Episode One Hundred Sixty Two on 21 April 2021. Lennon: Really? You know I thought we were on the same page with this kind of thing but noooooo. Ostron: Look, it’s like I said, the best information comes from experts and…well… Killer DM: Aww, here I was hoping ROSTRO and I could get a little study session in but it’s just you two. I suppose I should have been suspicious when Ryu found the hat just sitting on her desk. Ostron: Yeah, ROSTRO isn’t being used right now – Killer DM: Of course not; I’m talking to you. Ostron: What? Killer DM: Never mind. So I assume you aren’t here to voluntarily donate kidneys? Ostron: No, we wanted to consult you on something. Lennon: No no no, you wanted to consult her on something. Killer DM: Aww, you just wanted to see me for friendship’s sake? I knew we had a connection. Lennon: That’s not – Killer…
Heroes Rise, one hundred sixty-first entry: ʳᵒˢᵗʳᵒ
Activating supportive subroutines. Greetings. I am the Realized Oikumenatal Solution to Removing Obfuscation, commonly referred to as ROSTRO. It is likely you are receiving this broadcast on the fourteenth day of the lunar temporal measurement period associated with opening.
Heroes Rise, one hundred sixtieth entry: Tiamassive
Welcome, brave adventurers … to the one hundred sixtieth entry into our chronicle, recorded on Saturday, April 3rd, and released Wednesday, April 7th over at heroesrisepodcast.com.
Archives of Candlekeep: Daddy Daughter Date
This article was first broadcast in Episode One Hundred Sixty on 7 April 2021. Lennon: Hey Ostron, I’m confused about something. Ostron: And in other news, the sun came up this morning. Lennon: What? Ostron: Never mind, what’s confusing you? Lennon: Archdevils. Ryu: Well you’re doing okay then, usually they just kill you or trap you in a deal to steal your soul. Lennon: No I haven’t talked to any of them, I’m doing research. Ostron: We put that research project on hold, I thought? Lennon: Yeah, this was for…personal reasons. Ryu: Oh come on, you’ve had a patron for like five minutes and you’re already shopping around? For an Archdevil patron? Lennon: You are making a lot of unwarranted and unfavorable assumptions about me and I don’t feel that’s fair. Ryu: Am I wrong? Lennon: That’s…look I didn’t want to discuss that anyway. Phlegethos. Ostron: Fourth layer of the Hells, lots of fire, some of it semi-sentient, devil resort town, also the hells’ version of…
Heroes Rise, one hundred fifty-ninth entry: Switching Sides
Welcome, brave adventurers … to the one hundred fifty-ninth entry into our chronicle, recorded on Saturday, March 27th, and released Wednesday, March 31st over at heroesrisepodcast.com.
Heroes Rise, one hundred fifty-eighth entry: Feed of Thirty Speet
Welcome, brave adventurers … to the one hundred fifty-eighth entry into our chronicle, recorded on Saturday, March 20th, and released Wednesday, March 24th over at heroesrisepodcast.com.