Yearly Archives: 2021

Welcome, brave adventurers … to the one hundred fiftieth entry into our chronicle, recorded on Saturday January 23rd, and released Wednesday January 27th over at heroesrisepodcast.com.

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This article was first broadcast in Episode One Hundred Fifty on 27 January 2021. (loud rock drilling) Ryu (shouting): LENNON! (drilling stops) Lennon: What? Ryu: Oh thank goodness. You realize nobody can hear anything? Also you’re getting rock dust all over the place. Lennon: I’m investing in our future, Ryu, you need to get on board here. Ryu: You’re carving a gigantic…triangle?…out of a rock. How is this investing in our future? Are you going to sell it as a sculpture? Lennon: Look, I heard from one of the research beholders that the Shaleshatter clan stumbled on a huge gold vein in one of their mines. There is so much gold there it’s going to crash the market, and gold coins are going to be worthless. These, now, these babies are where it’s at. Pretty soon everyone will be hauling these to their grocers when they need bread. Ryu: Ostron! Ostron: What…oh. Ryu: I think Lennon’s been hit with a confusion spell or…

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Welcome, brave adventurers … to the one hundred forty-ninth entry into our chronicle, recorded on Saturday January 16th, and released Wednesday January 20th over at heroesrisepodcast.com.

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This article was first broadcast in Episode One Hundred Forty-eight on 20 January 2021. Lennon: Oh good, there you are. Ryu: Yeah, what do you need stol-aaah recovered? Lennon: Nothing, I need you to help with that. Libby (sadly): Book. Ryu: Um…why me? Lennon: Because every time I try to go near it, Libby zaps me. Ostron: That looks like…yeah that’s three bottles of whiskey and it appears to have moved onto wine. What is a beholder’s alcohol tolerance anyway? Lennon: That’s your department. I just remember Libby actually got along with Ryu when she got it drunk, so… Ryu (sighing): Fine. Ryu (consoling): Hey Libby. What’s wrong, huh? What, oh, you have a piece of paper. Application for acceptance into the Avowed rejected. Aww, that’s too bad. Ostron: Yeah, that’s a blow, keep your chi — um — eyes up though, I’m sure there’ll be another opening soon. Ryu: Okay, nine crying eyes makes the shoulders damp pretty quick. Um, can someone quickly fill me…

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